Month: April 2025

There are hours of endless fun to be had with a firm male organ, but even the most ardent fan of self-pleasuring can occasionally get a bit bored with his regular routines. Fortunately, there are any number of sensual toys available to make solo playtime more fun (provided one practices appropriate male organ care when using them, of course). Most men are familiar with male organ rings and the like, but there are quite a few unusual sensual toys of which many men may be unaware. Let’s take a look at some of these more obscure options for self-pleasuring.
Better with beer.

Beer is the preferred drink for most men and in America, a beer can is a popular symbol of masculinity. Why not combine this favorite masculine drink with the female body part most popular with straight males? Fortunately, someone has, and so a man can easily enliven his self-gratifying activities by inserting his member into a beer can that has been wrapped around a silicone female organ. Having sensual activity with two of his favorite objects should make many a man happy.

Better with a brick.

While the majority of men prefer to couple with an actual female, sometimes a guy is so excited that he’ll be satisfied with anything with an appropriate opening. In Japan, some men satisfy their lustful feelings by using a brick. Not just any brick, of course, but a brick which has a hole drilled through the middle of it. As might be imagined, this is not the most comfortable item to use on sensitive manhood skin. Still, for those who like to prove just how tough their member is, it has a certain fascination.

Driving pleasure.

Plenty of men who grow bored on a long car trip have been known to self-pleasure while driving – a dangerous activity. It can be made a bit safer by utilizing specially designed sensual toys that are placed on the firm male organ in order to simulate oral sensual activity. Many such sensual toys are designed specifically for use in the automobile and can be plugged into the car’s cigarette lighter outlet. It’s still not safe, though, and such a toy is best used when a man is pulled over in a discreet location.

Bibbing it.

One of the problems with self-pleasuring is that seed tends to splatter all around the crotch, creating quite a mess – especially if one is self-gratifying while wearing clothes. A self-pleasuring bib – a large, circular paper towel with a hole in the middle for manhood insertion – can help to make post-release clean-up much easier.

Animal-style posterior plugs.

Posterior plugs can provide pleasurable stimulation for self-gratifying activities. For the man who has a special identification with animals, some plugs have been built to resemble tails. The corkscrew pig tail plug seems to be especially popular among this niche audience.

Alien love dolls.

Sci-fi enthusiasts can get a special thrill from inflatable dolls with a fairly humanoid female form – but with more options, such as three breasts and multiple orifices for insertion. Many come in skin tones not typically found on Earth and while most lack extra limbs, the enterprising sci-fi fan can find a DIY way to add arms or legs himself.

Getting compliments in bed is something all guys enjoy, and presenting a healthy male organ one can take pride in increases the chances of hearing praise from a bedmate. Receiving flattering praise is good reinforcement for practicing proper male organ care, but what are some of the specific things a guy wants to be told? Ladies, take note of the following.
Praise for performance.

This one is a given. Every guy likes to be told that his sensual performance was awesome. Even men who possess a high degree of self-confidence like to know that their expertise is appreciated. There are any number of ways a woman can express her admiration. Certainly a simple “That was incredible!” goes a long way, but there are other routes as well: “I’m going to be tingling for weeks,” “Whew! Where in the name of God did you learn that?” and “You’ve spoiled me for all other men” are surefire winners. So is giving the man a new nickname, such as Conan or Maximus. Think any of these are a little over the top? When stroking a guy’s sensual ego, there’s no such thing as too far or too much.

Speak about size.

This is also a given. No matter how modestly endowed a man may be, he wants to be told that his member is a worthy player in the game of sensual activity. Sometimes this may require fudging the truth a bit: “Once it was inside me, it felt so massive,” for example. As with performance, it’s practically impossible to over-praise the size of a man’s organ. So have a field day with it!

Don’t neglect the looks of the manhood.

Size isn’t everything, of course. A guy also likes to be told that what he has between his legs is as handsome as the rest of him. When dealing with a healthy male organ, this is easy to accomplish. Among the things one can compliment about a guy’s member are the following:

– The shape. Whether it’s straight as an arrow or has a pronounced bend, a woman scores points for mentioning how precisely the shape of the member fit inside her and how its shape seems sculpted especially to give her pleasure.

– The skin. When soft, a member often has wrinkly skin, but when tumescent it becomes firm and taut. Let a man know how smooth and supple the skin feels. Pay special attention to skin that is properly moisturized; a guy wants points for keeping dry, flaky skin at bay.

– The color. A nice, even skin tone deserves notice. While it’s natural for there to be variation in hue from one part of the member to another, men like to avoid splotchiness or red rashes that can spoil the appearance. Give a guy a pat on the back for success in this area.

– The aroma. Or lack thereof, actually. A slight muskiness can be exciting, but far too many men find themselves cursed with a manhood that emits a hard-to-get-rid-of unpleasant odor.

Guys who work hard to maintain a healthy male organ are likely to get more compliments on the appearance of their manhood. If a man’s organ is lacking in this area, his partner can suggest that he makes a superior male organ health crème (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil) a part of his daily routine. When that crème comes with vitamin A, the man is taking a step toward banishing unwanted odor. Vitamin A has anti-bacterial properties that attack the root of aromatic issues. A crème with a potent antioxidant like alpha lipoic acid is also crucial for ensuring the health of the manhood skin, as it fights the early on aging of male organ cells. And if L-arginine is among the ingredients in the crème, so much the better; this ingredient assists in oxygenation of male member cells and helps to avoid the sight of broken capillaries. A proper crème will enhance a man’s pride and make his manhood an even more welcome gift to his partner.

Aggressive sensual activity can be fun, but it also brings with it the fairly common risk of male organ pain as well as the fortunately not-so-common risk of manhood fracture. This is a situation that any man wants to avoid. Taking appropriate precautions is a part of basic male organ care, and well worth it when one considers the agony involved in fracturing the member.
Does the member break?

Men often speak about the fear of “breaking” their member, but a fractured member is different than a broken arm or leg. In the latter cases, the fracture occurs in the bone of the limb. The male organ doesn’t actually have a bone (despite a popular bone-based nickname for tumescence), but that doesn’t mean it can’t be fractured.

When one speaks of a male organ fracture, one is referring to a tear in the tunica albuginea, a tough fibrous layer of tissue surrounding the spongy tissue in the member. The tunica albuginea plays a role in the tumescence of the manhood, so it’s something a guy wants to keep in good shape.

When the male organ fractures, there is usually a cracking sound and a lot of pain. This is quickly followed by hemorrhaging and a fairly immediate loss of tumescence. (Fracturing only occurs when the manhood is in a firm state.)

How does it happen?

Male organ fractures generally occur during rough, aggressive or acrobatic sensual encounters; they occur most often during partner-based sensual activity, but it is definitely possible to fracture the manhood during solo sensual activity.

The fracturing happens when the firm member is slammed against an object that is harder than the member and lacks flexibility. During partner-based sensual activity, this is most likely to occur when a man is vigorously thrusting his male organ into the female organ and approaches from an angle such that his manhood thrusts into the woman’s pelvic bone.

Male organ fractures incurred while self-pleasuring typically happen when a man is simulating coupling. For example, many men self-pleasure by thrusting their manhood between a pillow and another object, such as a mattress. Doing so at an inappropriate angle can cause a fracture.

Interestingly, a small study in 2001 indicated that male organ fractures are more likely to occur during occasions when a man engages in extramarital sensual activity and/or when coupling in unusual places or positions.

In the event of a fracture, a man should see a doctor immediately to determine the proper course of action.

Precautions

There are several things men can do to help prevent male organ fractures.

– Take it a little slower. In the heat of the moment, this may be easier said than done. But men need to make sure that they are thrusting at an appropriate angle when they get into power-drive mode.

– Choose positions with care. Exploring a new sensual position can be a wonderful experience; however, the unfamiliarity of the position means a man may need to take things a little more cautiously until he is comfortable enough to go full throttle. This may be especially true of the reverse cowgirl position (in which a man lies down and the woman sits upon his organ, facing away from the man), which a recent study indicated may be more likely to be involved in male organ fracture situations.